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Good evening friends!

so, there are some people i don’t know.

nibs-it-is:

Ohio, eh? I knew one was a fairy, and the other is a croc. how you doin?

Yes. The most boring state in the US. Ooooh. You were friends with a crocodile…? I can’t tell whether that’s supposed to be a pickup line or a serious question.

so, there are some people i don’t know.

nibs-it-is:

Carl, eh? I only had eight friends as a kid. Well, I only knew six kids, so. as long as I’m sexy!

Yup. I think he’s still in Ohio. Wait… How did you have eight friends if you only knew six kids? Yeah yeah, whatever.

so, there are some people i don’t know.

nibs-it-is:

Chill! What did other kids think of ya? ..You don’t think I’m sexy?

They mostly thought I was weird and that I talked too much. Which is true! I only had one friend, his name is Carl. I don’t know… Maybe sexyish. Not really my type though.

so, there are some people i don’t know.

nibs-it-is:

Thats funny ya think that! I used to wear a rabbit costume everywhere when I was a kid. I knew it.

Really? How interesting! I used to wear a pilot’s hat and goggles and a grape soda cap pin. I hope you realize I was humoring you.

so, there are some people i don’t know.

nibs-it-is:

And you’ll call me..? Excuse me, I think you mean Sexyface. 

I’ll call you Nibsy! I sounds like a rabbit. Sure…

so, there are some people i don’t know.

nibs-it-is:

Alright, alrighty then. I like McEl, and you shall no longer be called babe, babe. That was the last time..

Good! McEl it is. Buttface…

I cut my finger…

gogo-ghostship:

Kinda tired, and my finger hurts… But I’m good! How are you?

I’m lovely! Your finger probably hurts because you cut it. Just a guess.